February 2012
134 posts
What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →
wowfunniestposts:
Normal people:
Me:
Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
thewearhaus:
Tell every girl that “frequent sex makes your butt grow and flattens your stomach”